Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, successfully impersonating a doctor with the help of Health.com.

Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, successfully impersonating a doctor with the help of Health.com.

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Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, rocking that chair horizontally while random inanimate objects look on. 

Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, rocking that chair horizontally while random inanimate objects look on. 

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Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, trolling the masses all the way to the bank. 

Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, trolling the masses all the way to the bank. 

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Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, helpfully advising a young lady on the best way to deal with the sudden silence of her imaginary friend, God.

Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, helpfully advising a young lady on the best way to deal with the sudden silence of her imaginary friend, God.

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Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, not being terribly amused, maybe a little.

Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, not being terribly amused, maybe a little.

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A friendly chat between admins

  • DPF: i see alfred hitchcock as a giant troll
  • DPF: the very first of its kind
  • DPF: and when you see him you just go, TROOOOOOOLL
  • DPF: HE'S UP TO NO GOOD LOOK AT THAT FUCKING FACE
  • DPF: HIDE YO NOOBS
  • VB: haha
  • VB: Sometimes I go with "original wanksta".
  • VB: Sometimes he strikes me as a weirdly sentimental guy.
  • VB: Actually 110% committed to whatever he happens to be doing at the time.
  • DPF: classic trollface
  • VB: Maybe?
  • VB: Anyway:
  • VB: He became a trailblazer, not just as far as his directing techniques were concerned: we can see him as the first case of a major established filmaker allowing him/herself to become "the face of the product"...
  • VB: ... as a way to lure TV audiences in, and to poke a bit of fun at himself meanwhile.
  • VB: What's not to love, really.
  • DPF: i like to think of alfred hitchcock as a mischievous badger
  • DPF: he's doing an interpretative dance based on my life
  • DPF: there's just something about him
  • VB: Good Lord.
  • DPF: there is tho

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Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, sassing a lion. I’M OUT. 

Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, sassing a lion. I’M OUT. 

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