Hey Sir Alfred, WTF are you doing

Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, mansplaining the fine points of typing a letter to Tippi Hedren.

Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, thinking it would indeed be vastly preferable to substitute “no homo” with “(pause)”.

Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, mansplaining the French Riviera to a bunch of onlookers who never learnt how to duck, nor dive.

Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, mansplaining the distant future.

Celebrating the sheer badassery of Sir Alfred Hitchcock, one screenshot at a time.