Hey Sir Alfred, WTF are you doing

Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock and his fuckin’ boys.

Pictured above: Janet Leigh, dolling herself back up after enjoying a midday hotel room tryst with the man she’s positively 100% unmarried to.

Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, inventing the Internet.

Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, calling like a collector.

Pictured above: the late John Candy, pulling a Sir Alfred Hitchcock.

Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, self-diagnosing himself a rare blood disease with the help of Wikipedia.

Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, not even bothering anymore.

Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, working harder than 9 to 5.

Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, putting an hourglass on top of your hourglass.

Pictured above: Sir Alfred Hitchcock, sassing a lion. I’M OUT.

Celebrating the sheer badassery of Sir Alfred Hitchcock, one screenshot at a time.